ex season

The season of missing your ex and wanting to rekindle what you once had. Often during the time of June-December.

Do you think I should just text him? I mean, it isss ex season so why not

by Rileyjean September 3, 2019

ex-phemera

ex·phem·er·a

noun

Things that you learned because of or for an ex-partner usually relating to their own interests and hobbies that you never or no longer care about. Based on the word ephemera which means things that exist or are used or enjoyed for only a short time.

Q: Why do you know so much about jetskiing?
A: It's just ex-phemera, I don't actually give a shit about jetskiing.

by Adri33 January 2, 2018

Exception Ex

The Ex who is an exception to date again.

I'm dating my exception Ex now.

by Jigsaw0203 October 28, 2017

Ex code

Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up

girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code

by Fluffy bunny o2 July 5, 2017

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.

Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.

by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019