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strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
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Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on
Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off
by Carson_dex October 2, 2015
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Strap Destroyer

Meaning a girl gonna ride your strap
by trendsetter.mell April 19, 2023
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Wrist Strap

The thing on the Wii controller that you strap around your wrist so you don't thundercunt it into the fucking screen.
Kid 1: You wanna play Wii Bowling?
Kid 2: Sure, just make sure you put on the wrist strap.
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
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Strap erotica

Lesbian literature to when a lesbian gets a dildo and straps it on to her to make love with another female.
Louis and Ruby Strap Erotica:

/ Louis and Ruby met each other halfway down the hallway and started kissing immediately, Louis, as she was horny, brung Ruby inside. Making out passionately, Louis lays Ruby out on the bed, she kisses her all over her body leaving marks and hickeys to sore all over her beautiful body. Louis gets out a strap with an 8-inch rubber blue dildo, she puts it on meanwhile Ruby takes off the last of her clothes and fingers herself waiting abruptly for Louis to get ready, moaning, Louis gets done and puts the strap on her clit, teasing and arousing Ruby slowly which makes Ruby wetter and wetter, on the peak of horniness, Louis proceeds to put it in Ruby, she goes slowly, gripping Ruby's waist and thrusting it in and out of her, the moans slowly fill up the room with sexual energy, eventually after what felt like minutes but was actually hours, Ruby cums and they stop to take a break./
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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Strap trap

A guy who is looking to get pegged
Ryan is a strap trap, he posts pictures of his butthole all day.
by femalenhancement March 13, 2023
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