Skip to main content

Hit the squid

When someone has to clean up the mess of an animal. This includes vomit, urine, blood, shit, and any other bodily fluid or waste.

Warning: This term does not Include any mess that doesn't involve bodily fluid or waste!
The use of the word "squid" is referring to the disgusting nature of squids. These sick bastards produce a a inky mess, that is impossible to clean up, as a "self defense mechanism," but really, they're just assholes.
Correct usage: "I gotta go hit the squid. The dog crapped on the floor"

Incorrect usage: "Go hit the squid, the cat knocked over the vase"
by Skittlesdoggg December 25, 2018
mugGet the Hit the squidmug.

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
by foot violater November 13, 2011
mugGet the squid jackermug.

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.
"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"
by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019
mugGet the Soggy squidmug.

cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid
His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid
by Tier half September 2, 2022
mugGet the cheesy squidmug.

squid floping

"Squid Floping" is A form of taunting in the Splatoon games by jumping and turning squid and kid quickly / rapidly
Bro1: *playing Splatoon* yo i'm squid floping
Bro2: yoooo bro You SUCK
by Carss1235 November 18, 2019
mugGet the squid flopingmug.

Squid game

A verb to mean being caught out or surprised by something
*getting no recognition for coining the verb squid game and someone else claiming it upon season 2 of squid game coming out
by Squiddy girl June 25, 2022
mugGet the Squid gamemug.

Squillium Squid

a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.

As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!

MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka

Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*
mugGet the Squillium Squidmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email