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More chance of shitting in the queens handbag

There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -

"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
by Professional Biscuit Thief December 10, 2009
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Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming April 8, 2011
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Shitting

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.
by pmInWv November 3, 2011
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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.
Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele
by beer-me September 19, 2008
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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
by Siabata April 25, 2011
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Die Shitting

To die whilst taking a shit. Used to express your anger and hatred for someone.

Could also be described as:
Get fucked
Fuck you
1) Die shitting bitch!
2) Well you can go die shitting.
by Sc0rpi0n January 5, 2007
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