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Kentucky sober

When a person drinks but does not use drugs.

The opposite of "California sober."
I went to the rave this weekend, and the guy I was making out with asked me if I was just drinking tonight. I could tell he was about to offer me cocaine or something, so I let him know I'm Kentucky sober.
by zpak May 26, 2025
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atlanta sober

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"
by atlanta sober March 14, 2023
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Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.
Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.
by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012
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America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis
This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!
by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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Arizona Sober

Being off of methamphetamine for 6 months. Used all around the country, primarily the southeast and west coast.
Yeah, I’ve been Arizona sober- ever since I moved back.
by ZacWitDaPack June 28, 2025
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sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.
Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”
by nire rendnir May 29, 2018
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