10 WAYS TO BE A SCENE GIRL. FAGGOT.
1. Big sunglasses.
2. Act childish.
3. "SUP QTZ?!" / "LAWLZ." / "I'M SO TUFF D00D SRSLY!! I PUT UP WITH BR00TAL FIGHTS ERRRYDAY! SUP?!"
4. Obsession with little boy toys, and even girls. Dinosaurs, poke-a-dots, big bows, pink poofy dresses, etc.
5. Go to hardcore shows to meet up with their myspace boyfriends. If you can't find them, ask someone where the person with the 4 bandanas around his neck is.
6. Double the i's and the &&'s.. "&& ii still l0ve y0u!"
7. Go to hardcore shows to get scene points. They can earn these scene points by who's standing furthest in the back, who has more layers in their hair, who has more eyeshadow colors on, who's sunglasses are bigger, who's pearls are shinier, who's bow is bigger and has more pok-a-dots, etc.
8. they talk shit to the wrong people, and run away when they get punched in the face.
9. try to fashion someone out.
10. waer the most random and ugliest clothes.
1. Big sunglasses.
2. Act childish.
3. "SUP QTZ?!" / "LAWLZ." / "I'M SO TUFF D00D SRSLY!! I PUT UP WITH BR00TAL FIGHTS ERRRYDAY! SUP?!"
4. Obsession with little boy toys, and even girls. Dinosaurs, poke-a-dots, big bows, pink poofy dresses, etc.
5. Go to hardcore shows to meet up with their myspace boyfriends. If you can't find them, ask someone where the person with the 4 bandanas around his neck is.
6. Double the i's and the &&'s.. "&& ii still l0ve y0u!"
7. Go to hardcore shows to get scene points. They can earn these scene points by who's standing furthest in the back, who has more layers in their hair, who has more eyeshadow colors on, who's sunglasses are bigger, who's pearls are shinier, who's bow is bigger and has more pok-a-dots, etc.
8. they talk shit to the wrong people, and run away when they get punched in the face.
9. try to fashion someone out.
10. waer the most random and ugliest clothes.
oh shiit d00d. i earned 500 points with my fashionxcore outfit at the hardcore show last night; then ii got punched in the face by some br00tal tuff bitch && she BROKE MY XXL SUNGLASSES!!!!!! dammn!! i am such a scene girl!
by Erika love. July 24, 2006

Adjective: being part of the gay social scene and frequenting whichever club or restaurant is fashionable at the moment, conforming to gay stereotypes. Often derogatory or dismissive
by Chewmyhoop May 5, 2005

by pr0ntab March 11, 2004

To start off, Ill tell show what kind things scene kids like to wear.
Guys
-Very tight jeans that squish your nuts.
-Band tees usually consisting of bands such as Bring me the horizon or norma jean, Note: they must be size kids large or x-tra small, ALWAYS.
-Vans slip ons, usually with some kind of obscene image portrayed on them. Old Black converse would work too.
-Hair very long in the front; long sideburns that swipe over half their face and short in the back.
-Studded belts with half the studs ripped off to make it look checkered
-Any type of obscene peircing; i.e. the nose, snake bites, etc.
Girls
-Band tees with bands like Boys like girls, or shirts with little trinkets such as diamonds and little purple dinosaurs and also bats.
-Tight jeans
-Skirts with leopard skin tights
-black or white converse lo's
-lots of beads and bracelets
-loaded on mascara (looks like crap)
-long bangs and hair on the sides that hangs down to shoulders
Ok, Now that we have covered what scene kids' like to look like out in the pubz, we'll move on to what scene kids do and what they are all about.
Scene kids emerged from the big group of "emo" kids when they were tired of being called cutters and babies and what not. But most scene kids now are recognized for what kind of music they listen to, and always "being where the scene is." Scene kids Like to party at shows for bands they have never even heard of most of the time, and they shop for t-shirts at hottopic that are 2 sizes too small for them. Scene kids also listen to a lot of Metal/grindcore bands, and occasionally, you'll come across your wigger/scenester, who listen to a little rap. Scene kids also like to "get crunk" They use words such as "&&" and "OMGEEZ!!1", which they think will make them look cute. They also refer to oliver sykes a lot, the screaming frontman for Bring me the horizon.
Overall, scene kids are usually annoying to people who don't understand them and are a nuisance to society.
-Joey
Guys
-Very tight jeans that squish your nuts.
-Band tees usually consisting of bands such as Bring me the horizon or norma jean, Note: they must be size kids large or x-tra small, ALWAYS.
-Vans slip ons, usually with some kind of obscene image portrayed on them. Old Black converse would work too.
-Hair very long in the front; long sideburns that swipe over half their face and short in the back.
-Studded belts with half the studs ripped off to make it look checkered
-Any type of obscene peircing; i.e. the nose, snake bites, etc.
Girls
-Band tees with bands like Boys like girls, or shirts with little trinkets such as diamonds and little purple dinosaurs and also bats.
-Tight jeans
-Skirts with leopard skin tights
-black or white converse lo's
-lots of beads and bracelets
-loaded on mascara (looks like crap)
-long bangs and hair on the sides that hangs down to shoulders
Ok, Now that we have covered what scene kids' like to look like out in the pubz, we'll move on to what scene kids do and what they are all about.
Scene kids emerged from the big group of "emo" kids when they were tired of being called cutters and babies and what not. But most scene kids now are recognized for what kind of music they listen to, and always "being where the scene is." Scene kids Like to party at shows for bands they have never even heard of most of the time, and they shop for t-shirts at hottopic that are 2 sizes too small for them. Scene kids also listen to a lot of Metal/grindcore bands, and occasionally, you'll come across your wigger/scenester, who listen to a little rap. Scene kids also like to "get crunk" They use words such as "&&" and "OMGEEZ!!1", which they think will make them look cute. They also refer to oliver sykes a lot, the screaming frontman for Bring me the horizon.
Overall, scene kids are usually annoying to people who don't understand them and are a nuisance to society.
-Joey
"OMGEEZ!!1 That shirt is so scene!!1, && THOSE beads are so stunning xx"
"OLI SYKES aint got sheitt on me, I am so scene!!1"
"scene kids are so cool!"
"OLI SYKES aint got sheitt on me, I am so scene!!1"
"scene kids are so cool!"
by Joey Snarf January 11, 2009

guys and girls that are like emos but more colorful. They love to wear colorful clothing and normally have black hair with a million colors in it. the guys are normally hot and girls usually pretty. They come up with "Scene Names" most of their scene names have their name and then a word that usually starts with the first letter of their first name. Like Kiki Kannibal, for example. They have big hair and wear things that get them noticed. Girls have big, puffy, choppy, colorful hair and guys have frindge and colors, usually spiked up. Again, most the guys are hot, and most girls are pretty. Most of the Scenes are bi. They normally wear extensions and they have tattoos and piercings. They like to listen to techno and screamo. They say things like "ohh _____ is the sexx!" or "That shirt is so vogue!" Or "ORGASM!" or "SceneXkidXcore" and "br00tal" and usually at the end of messages they type XxXxX or xxxx. They also like to wear brands like Baby Cakes and Drop Dead! They worship people like Audrey Kitching, Zui Suicide, Kiki Kannibal, Jeffree Star, etc. They have to be one networking sites. Myspace and Bebo are the most popular sites for scene kids. They take tons of pictures of them selves and post them on their Bebo or Myspace. :
Some scene girls have become very popular and you could call them Scene queens like Kiki Kannibal and Audrey Kitching. They get famous by posting millions of pictures on Bebo and Myspace. Scenes usually do "random" adds on Bebo and Myspace. Which means just adding someone you dont know. Scene queens become scene queens by adding hundreds of pictures and getting loads of comments on them, but thats another story. ;
xxxxx
Some scene girls have become very popular and you could call them Scene queens like Kiki Kannibal and Audrey Kitching. They get famous by posting millions of pictures on Bebo and Myspace. Scenes usually do "random" adds on Bebo and Myspace. Which means just adding someone you dont know. Scene queens become scene queens by adding hundreds of pictures and getting loads of comments on them, but thats another story. ;
xxxxx
"I think _____ is the Sexxx!!!"
"That outfit is so vogue!"
"SceneXKidXcore!"
Example of how a typical scene message looks like:
"That is so Br00tal! ____ ___ ___ ______ _____ ___ _____ ___? _____ ____ ___ ___ ___________ ___ ___! ____ ____ ___ _____!!!
xxxxx"
"That outfit is so vogue!"
"SceneXKidXcore!"
Example of how a typical scene message looks like:
"That is so Br00tal! ____ ___ ___ ______ _____ ___ _____ ___? _____ ____ ___ ___ ___________ ___ ___! ____ ____ ___ _____!!!
xxxxx"
by BriannaBarbie February 21, 2009

people who think they started the new trend, take pictures at 75 degree angels, who think its cool to say nigga, lolz, kthnxbai, or WoWzErS. one day you shit on someones chest. then you tell someone. then someone else does it. and tells someone. then people start calling it the SCENE and start shiting on other peoples chests
XicutmywristscuzimgayX: WOW LAST NIGHT I TOTALLY JUST TOOK A DUMP ON TONIS CHEST!! it was so scene
Xithinkihavegoodfashionwhenidontx: WOWZERS your so scene right now!! well i Gee to GEEZZZZZ bai!!!(&*(@(*&@(*&(*#^$
Xithinkihavegoodfashionwhenidontx: WOWZERS your so scene right now!! well i Gee to GEEZZZZZ bai!!!(&*(@(*&@(*&(*#^$
by rachelbaby December 28, 2005

Like emo, but too much of a pussy to cut themselves/not quite enough of an attention whore to cut themselves. In other words, a worthless piece of shit that should fuck off and die. Just because you and your small group of friends SAY you are cool, does not make you so. Actively searching out obscure indie bands just so you can say 'I liked them before they were famous' makes you scum. And for fucks sake, stop filling Steve Jobs' pockets with money. Losers.
*At the mall, shopping for new CDs*
Friend one= "Goddamn, all these scene kids falling over each other to buy shitty music"
Friend two= "Get the fuck out of my way, I'm trying to find QUOTSA's new album!!"
Friend one= "Damnit I left my knife at home..."
Friend two= "Don't worry, I brought mine, time to clean out the dregs of the gene-pool!"
Friend one= "Fuck yeah!"
Friend one= "Goddamn, all these scene kids falling over each other to buy shitty music"
Friend two= "Get the fuck out of my way, I'm trying to find QUOTSA's new album!!"
Friend one= "Damnit I left my knife at home..."
Friend two= "Don't worry, I brought mine, time to clean out the dregs of the gene-pool!"
Friend one= "Fuck yeah!"
by chrishallett83 May 8, 2008
