stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
Get the stroking & choking mug.

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable
guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!
by bambo15 April 21, 2017
Get the grave stroking mug.

Penguin Stroke

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
Get the Penguin Stroke mug.

stroke sack

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool
Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???
by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017
Get the stroke sack mug.

brush stroke

A metaphor describing a distinct depiction of a narrative or the telling of a story of someones actions; especially an action or movement that has any degree of impact on an event; a unique perspective, experience, or point of view of someones own actions regarding an entire event - usually involving a group of people who experienced the same event or story.
"In the scheme of painting this whole picture in this ambush, - that was just my brush stroke. It's not above and beyond,- it was a brush stroke - the picture wouldn't be complete without a brush stroke...it wasn't more important than any other. It just happen to be my brush stroke that completed the picture."

- Sargeant Salvatore Guinta
by GoSoTrite November 25, 2010
Get the brush stroke mug.

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.
Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!
by Yogurtluvr69 March 03, 2016
Get the yogurt stroking mug.

toke & stroke

A safer form of auto erotic asphyxiation whereupon the participant uses burning marijuana as a means of restricting the flow of oxygen to the body. Before peaking, the user should take a final breath and hold it until the desired result is achieved.
I used the toke & stroke method to get super baked before playing video games.
by T. S. Roberts November 26, 2017
Get the toke & stroke mug.