v-squirt

When the vagina squirts after having sex or masturbating.

Damn , did you see where ashley v-squirted last night? There is a huge stain on her bed!

by A-Dub269u June 27, 2006

curry squirts

diarrhea caused by ingestion of spicy curry dishes , curry an indian food. usually dumb white people.

Hey Joe was that Indian food the bomb or what ? yo it was dynamite but iv,e spent the hole day on the can with the curry squirts!

by denning October 9, 2008

Poppin a squirt

Poppin a squirt means you pissing.

Hold on hes poppin a squirt

by YourARetard October 22, 2009

squirt and dirt

The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting.

C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.

by OrangeMan123 December 12, 2006

lemon squirt

It is a crude term for how women urinate.

i love a good lemon squirt in my drink

by johnny throwdown September 21, 2006

Squirt-Nogg

When lard(pig fat) is applied to to vagina, blended with pussy juice, and a dollop of relish. Is eaten out of the vagina and digested with a spot of egg nogg.

I drank that chicks Squirt-Nogg like a piping hot cup of tea

by hugmesexysourficktish July 4, 2009

Squirting Vagina

When a female gets mad at a male she bends over wherever she may be (i.e. in the living room, at work or the playground) and marinades his face with vaginal dishcharge.

When Candycane was on the playground, Micah would not talk to her and thought her ideas were dumb so she bent over, pulled up her skirt and squirt her vagina in his face. What Candy did was the Squirting Vagina.

by Vdisharge April 22, 2010