Pork Shovelling

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you
by norfolkinchance June 26, 2010
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Double Shovel

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.
My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion
by King of the Double Shovel July 12, 2024
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Double Shovel

To carry out work that will have to be repeated/undone at a later date.

This term originated in the mining industry where workers would unintentionally block their entrance and therefore have to move the soil for a second time in order to exit.
Example 1:

Don't leave that there or you will have to double shovel it.

Example 2:

I had to double shovel that because I didn't think it through.
by TheSandgrouse March 18, 2019
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Mississippi steam shovel

The sexual act of shitting on your partners chest, then using your erect penis to scoop up the shit and shovel it into their mouth.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her the old “Mississippi steam shovel”
by Baby Dick January 25, 2025
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Operation Shovel

Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"
Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"
by Vriska_Serket March 15, 2014
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blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia
Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?
by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024
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chip shovels

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
by pethead December 21, 2015
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