Everyones nightmare
by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.
by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.
by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017
Get the schoolmug. by dan bottom poopinsmarts March 14, 2017
Get the schoolmug. School means hell for kids
by Dejboy1234 October 14, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A building that resembles hell full of fake hoes that try to test us. The place where teachers think all is well when really EVERYTHING IS A BIG FAT FUCKING OOF. You go class to class for 7 hours w/ teachers boring you out of our MINDS shoving worksheets up our ass and to top it all off we go home with 2 HoUrS oF hOmEwOrK. School makes me want to jump off a god damn cliff and choke someone lmao. Not to mention the lunch food taste like shit and probably still has living cells in it. Over my years I've found bones in mashed potatoes, wet chicken patty's, wood in my pasta and much more. Oh and you can't POSSIBLY forget- {the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell}
by Hooahyesyesyes December 4, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. School is an institution that is supposed to "educate" children, but only brainwashes, and makes children judge themselves off of how well they can do a test on something that they will never use in life. School makes "goldfish judge themselves on their ability to climb a tree".
School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.
We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.
School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.
In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
School also violates basic human rights. It violates a student's right to their health and happiness. They make pubescent children and teenagers get up at 5:00 AM, while common knowledge is that sleep deprivation completely rids a person of their mental health. This also rids a person of their happiness, for obvious reasons. No one likes to be woken up when they do not want to.
We all end up forgetting all of these useless facts that will somehow help us pursue our jobs. No one will use the quadratic formula in making art. No one will care about what kind of script the Sumerians used when they would be out there designing architecture. Schools suppress students' potentials. They snuff out their dreams.
School is a "one size fits all" institution. It treats everyone as if they are the same people, with the same personalities, with the same backgrounds, with the same mind. School has not changed very much, if not at all. School was just there to prepare future factory workers.
In the end, school is a horrid place that should not even exist anywhere. In a sense, school is a crime against humanity.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of school. I hate waking up at 5:00 AM just to learn something useless.
Guy 2: Me too.
Guy 2: Me too.
by geardagum February 19, 2018
Get the Schoolmug.