retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.

that slump kid is a real retard

by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018

Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

retard

A boy named Kristian Morgan

Kristian Morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

Retard

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020