Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”

by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.

Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!

by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023

The redder the better

When you have great sex and fuck till you are both raw

Person 1: What is good sex for you?
Person 2: The redder the better.

by Gst123456789 April 6, 2023

Grim Reefer

1. The one friend that can outsmoke any day at any time. 4/20 isn’t a holiday for them, because it’s everyday. They’ll die before they quit.

2. The lung collapser. The hit that gets you coughing so hard you think you’ll pass out. You’re drooling, there’s snot dripping from your nose, tears are falling, you probably gagged a bit. The kinda hit where you know you fucked yourself over the second you inhaled.

1. “Dude did you see they invited josh to the rotation? The Grim Reefer is upon us.”

2. “I took such a crazy rip from the bong I thought I was gonna die man; it was a Grim Reefer for sure.”

by carkeyscart May 10, 2023

Cleveland Reemer

The Clevland Reemer is the prep work for the famous cleveland steamer. You bend your bitch over the bed and fuck her up the ass vigorously for 10 minutes just after you feed her a pot of baked beans.eait 20 minutes then position her asshole over your chest for the inevitable cleveland steamer. Its worth the wait!

Honey, please eat these beans. I'm in the mood for a nice ass pounding Cleveland Reemer

by burbman69 September 12, 2023