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queefbagger

1.A person who essentially t-bags someone and queefs in their face.
2.A mythylogical creature that collects queefs and stores them in bags.
The queefbagger surprise me during sex

The queefbagger had many assortments of queefs
by noise76 March 10, 2008
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Lumpy Queef

This is similar to a normal Queef but the subject is on her period when the air is expelled from the vagina.

The "lumpy" side is when the subject expells blood clots as well as the standard bloody mess.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Amy last night while she was on her period and I'm not even joking she mega queefed and all this lumpy shit came out all over my balls!

Man 2: I'm not sure if I'm really turned on by that or sickened... Sounds like a right lumpy queef though!

Man 1: I haven't washed them if you want to see...
by Styger aka Bus Wanker July 17, 2009
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queef

a vaginal fart . usually happens after having hard sex or pounding the pussy really fast .
guy1 ; i made that bitch queef
guy2 ; ?

guy1 ; i fucked her so hard she a pussy fart

guy2 ; throws up .
by huunneypuss December 11, 2011
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Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.
After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.
by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010
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Queef

by Alison The Great December 3, 2002
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Queef Steak

N.

A vaginal fart which expels post coital discharge.
1. I must have laid it on thick because that was a fucking crazy queef steak.
by Dictionary Bitch February 25, 2009
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queef magic

noun or verb -a spectacular repetitive explosion of queefs and a loved one is captured in astonishment by the queefing.
When making love, Haus was overjoyed when Becky queef magiced before she climaxed.
by Miss Stranddd September 12, 2009
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