The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.
You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.
The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.
A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.
If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
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by Travis Hedgpeth April 28, 2006
Get the Pulp mug.v. Complete and utter dominance in your field. Derived from the monstrosity that is Michael Phelps, record Olympic medalist from the USA.
"Man, I totally Phelpsed that exam."
"I was so into that girl, I Phelpsed her ass up."
"Roddy hit like 2 homeruns and a triple. He totally Phelpsed the game."
"I was so into that girl, I Phelpsed her ass up."
"Roddy hit like 2 homeruns and a triple. He totally Phelpsed the game."
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Get the michael phelps mug.The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.
Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
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Get the Michael Phelps mug.1) A swimmer from the United States of America who is basically Jesus + Aquaman
2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.
3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.
4) Synonym for Poseidon
2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.
3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.
4) Synonym for Poseidon
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"Where are you from?"
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"Do you mean America or the ocean?
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"Where are you from?"
"The land of Michael Phelps"
"Do you mean America or the ocean?
"The ancient Greeks worshiped Michael Phelps"
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