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Friends with Penefits

Someone you wouldn't really talk to except that sitting next to them in class comes with the crucial benefit of always being able to borrow their pens.

Fuccbois and fuccgirls worldwide begin making friends with penefits around middle school, and perfect the technique in high school and college. Shy students with large, adorned pencil cases are often the targets.

Always a one-sided relationship. Taker will gnaw on pen caps the way lovers gnaw on hearts.
From 7th grade through 11th grade, Teddy thought Alyssa and him might have a future together after sitting together in English for 6 years. However, when he started using a tablet and stylus instead of his Pilot pens, she moved to sit next to Chad and he realised they had never been anything more than friends with penefits.
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm

A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight
(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!
by Lord clem the thridst September 7, 2021
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Part Time Pener

A woman who typically flys with other women, but will migrate for an occasional dose of Peter.
Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”

Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
by Gongbanger January 6, 2023
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brian and penelope

Best couple in history. If you see a couple with the names Brian and Penelope, they are the happiest, most loving and caring couple in the world! Brian would do anything to make his Penelope happy. And Penelope would do the same for her Brian. Whenever you see this couple in person, they are very attached to each other; and do not take their eyes off each other. No arguing goes on between this couple, as they are very understanding and very respectful to one another WITHOUT being judgmental.

If you want to be like Brian and Penelope, dont be toxic. And follow what is right in a relationship.

Brian and Penelope are for life
person 1: Yo you seen Brian and Penelope? They seem so happy together!

person 2: Well duh, its BRIAN and PENELOPE, they cant get enough of each other!

person 1: dawg.. I wish I had it like them frfr
by kirbystaxx November 20, 2023
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Elsa and Penel

The best two man to have ever existedShout out James and Fergus (and Rufus and Magnus)
The Elsa and Penel two man was so fire!
by superswaggybananayazoo March 5, 2025
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