Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

subaru and pagani

Just 2 idiots on some bs
TS PMO TS PMO TS PMO

subaru and pagani always on some bs bro🥀

by zeino March 7, 2025

Pop Culture Paganism

Pop Culture Paganism, also referred to as PCP at times, is a practice where someone believes in pop culture figures as deities, egregore, spirts, forces, beings one may fallow in a pagan belief/practice.

Yes I practice Pop Culture Paganism, no I won't explain it, I just want to be left alone.

by BloodMoon Night April 21, 2025