Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame

“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour”

by Littycity3 June 3, 2018

tour de fuckheads

A group of cyclists that wear spandex and think their shit don't stink and they own the road, footpath, cafe.

Did you get a load of those tour de fuckheads this morning.

by Imtfbundy September 12, 2017

Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.

Dafydd was beaten by tour

by lashinegun May 25, 2011

In depth room tour

To give someone a tour of your room then have fun in bed and watch a show after

She told me she would give me a in depth room tour and it was very fun

by 9_dry February 14, 2022

tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult

Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick

by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016

Pookie World Tour

A point in time where it was so fun, you forgot to record

“Hey did you have any pics from pookie world tour?”

“Nah I wasn’t even on my phone it was so good.”

by mcklee109 May 26, 2022