Owened

Hollywood douchebags that try to kill themselves because they have obtained everything but death in life.

Why don't you go Owened yourself.

by hardon69 September 15, 2007

owen lindstrand

A stud muffin with a shitty goatee

Wow brad is such an owen lindstrand

by Jose is gay May 17, 2019

owen forzono

a rare creature

typically found at school, owen house, averys house.

OMG! ITS A RARE OWEN FORZONO!

by curstys September 19, 2023

Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.

Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain

by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023

Pulled an Owen

To suddenly disappear

Boy: "Hey, where did he go?"
Girl: "He moved away."
Boy: "He must've pulled an Owen."

by AeroNova October 24, 2017

Owen Tyson

Somebody who is a poor Jew with no friends and also gets caught watching pornography.

Owen Tyson your grounded for eating toast.

by The truth teller and not a lie January 24, 2017

owen silvester

The dumbest mofo in the world a gay nigga who cockblocks and sucks cock. He is tall but the biggest pushy ever. He likes cocks cocks and more cocks. His style is lacking just like him below the belt

Oh man I just got cock blocked by John what an Owen silvester

by Arjun Uppal December 20, 2017