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Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.
That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.
by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021
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Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse
“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing
by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024
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Epic Mickey

a game for the wii that was made when some idiot at Disney thought: " what if we made a game where mickey mouse was edgy and did an edgy pose."
"HOW DOES EPIC MICKEY HAVE A SEQUEL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!??!"
by Maxinezz May 30, 2023
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No-Mickey

“No Mickey” is a phrase when an event is occurring and the main individual/ person has not or does not arrive. I.e the lack of presence of the main person.
I was at bobs birthday party, but it was a No-Mickey
by ItsKingus October 1, 2025
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Mickey's Night

When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.
Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.
by Michael M #9 December 3, 2018
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Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.
My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.
by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023
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Mickey

They love their friends so much that they look past their own issues. Understandable but not ok ! Mickeys need to learn to put themselves forward and KEEP IT THAT WAY ! Your true friends won’t be mad that you’re become the baddest of bitches or ni**as.
Damn Mickey is helping out his friend again ! He’s so nice for that, I hope he’s doing well himself though.. he deserves the world.
by Liquified Swiss Cheese May 3, 2020
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