Sprinkle Mickey

When you whip out your penis to urinate and your piss goes everywhere but in the the toilet

I just had a Sprinkle Mickey in the toilet there , it was all up the wall

by Cum Sponge May 30, 2016

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

mickey

is the cutest and softest bean out there. she’s so caring and lovable & is such a good friend

“do you know who’s the cutest thing out there?”

“no who?”
“mickey!! she’s so adorable!”

by mintyoongi January 25, 2019

dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.

While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…

by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024

MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 3, 2020

Mickey D’s

Slang for McDonald’s

Mickey D’s = mcdonalds

“Yo let’s go to Mickey d’s cause I’m hella hungry”

Mickey D’s has the best fries

by Wellohello7457 September 1, 2022