by Muyiwa Odedina March 5, 2023
Get the Colored Futuremug. Diego: Someone needs to create a bible for the streets
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh
Diego: But covid over?
Dora: Still rather catch that shit
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh
Diego: But covid over?
Dora: Still rather catch that shit
by ExtraCurlyToes June 13, 2022
Get the Futurisms 3:66mug. An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady
Old people born before 1960 = future dead people
Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person
Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
Get the future dead manmug. An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
by zanderfin December 8, 2019
Get the future perfectmug. A frequency modulation technique, oscillating between 48 to 143 bpm, of a combination transer and panning effect operating on the reverb applied to the trailing tail of a snare punch, that gives the listener the illusion of signal polarity shift.
by dalai mc August 30, 2022
Get the future snaremug. In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Futuremug. by Cocoontje April 14, 2023
Get the Futurismmug.