The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.
"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013
Cheddar biscuits (preferably Red Lobster)
by Sir Pres Sur December 17, 2015
A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp
1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!
2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...
A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.
B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.
2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...
A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.
B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.
by The ARMY are all fat pussies March 31, 2010
P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...
P1: I know but still
ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!
by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021
Navy slang (specifically used by SEALs) to refer to an exercise (aka "evolution") whereby the trainee combines vigorous exercise on the beach with cold surf, alternating between running back and forth between the waves and dry sand, building up a coating of sand against the trainee's shivering skin, much like the superficial crust of sugar on a delicious sugar cookie.
Used more generally to indicate the trainee is about to suffer from cold and exhaustion.
Used more generally to indicate the trainee is about to suffer from cold and exhaustion.
by TheDoof January 28, 2017
When a group of guys sit around in a circle and jerk off onto a cookie... the last of which to "blow his load" must then eat the cookie
by R7 October 28, 2008
A cookie made of inland yellow plateau dirt from Haiti mixed with cooking oil, and is then left to dry on the sidewalk during a hot Haitian summer day.
Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.
Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.
Sam Blake Anderson left his home house at 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084 and went to Haiti and made a dirt cookie at which point he sold it for some dirt money.
by mr.scotty911 May 29, 2008