Cheap Mayo

The act of rubbing a penny on the tip of your penis until ejaculation.
She anit give me none, so I got some cheap mayo.
by BIG BIG BOY DA BIGGEST BOY!! January 13, 2024
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Hangover de Mayo

The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor May 05, 2012
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Mayo Wrestling

Covering yourself and partner in mayo, and wrestling till someone taps
Mayo Wrestling was Stan and Adam’s favourite weekend pass time
by Mayolad December 03, 2023
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mayo wrestling

Covering 2 or more people in mayo, and wrestling till failure
by Mayolad December 04, 2023
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coochie mayo

boyfriend: hey you wanna fuck tonight?
girlfriend: nah I got that stanky coochie mayo
by analthrasher69_420 July 26, 2019
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Low Fat Rofl Mayo

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.

Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
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