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Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023
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mr Minnesota

A guy who lives in the state of Minnesota and is well known for being a complete troll
Person 1: Yo you seen what Hamza posted on his story?

Person 2: No what was it

Person 3: Him trolling around the metro area he's such a Mr Minnesota
by Mr Minnesota April 17, 2023
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Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.
Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt
Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 29, 2023
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Minnesota Mudbog

When a woman is laying on her stomach and shits herself. The guy comes from behind and slaps his penis on the shit and moves back and forth. Then slams it up her ass. Just like getting stuck in a mud hole
Was having sex with a woman last night and I gave her a Minnesota mudbog, it was an absolute mess.
by Totally_worth_it_7.3 May 12, 2023
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Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.
The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress
by Aperson633 June 13, 2018
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