The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
Get the Minnesota Blowdryermug. When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.
My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle
by Bitchtits32459 May 2, 2021
Get the Reverse Minnesota Snugglemug. A Minnesota Swirly is a bullying act, normally happening to shorter people. To perform the Minnesota Swirly, you must first get a large man (preferably a football player or obese man) to defecate in a public toilet bowl. The bigger the feces, the better, as it will be used soon. Next, find your victim. Shorter people (under 5'3") are typically better than taller people, as they are easier to maneuver into the Minnesota Swirly. Lastly, flip your victim head-first into the public toilet with the feces inside, and flush the toilet. Feces will be smeared throughout the hair of the victim, and will taint the smell for days. (For an added effect, try having each member in your group urinate on the victim while the toilet is flushing.)
Man 1: "Yo man, Peter over there is really short! We should Minnesota Swirly him."
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
Man 2: "Hell yeah, I'm in. Let's find a shitter first, though."
Man 3: "I'm in! What toilet do I shit in?"
by the one and only dunce September 11, 2025
Get the Minnesota Swirlymug. The act of convincing or attempting to convince someone that your personality and the current local temperature are both warmer than they actually are.
"My friends were Minnesota gaslighting me when they told me I wouldn't need a sweater but I later found out they just thought it was ugly and didn't want to be seen with me wearing it."
by PunditSquared December 13, 2021
Get the Minnesota gaslightingmug. by nicfila69 March 3, 2020
Get the minnesota topmug. Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
Get the Minnesota Campfiremug. The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025
Get the Minnesota buckshotmug.