A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton.
Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'.
Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge.
The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
by Stevesdaddyboltonledge May 09, 2019
by Thatsfunnygirl May 06, 2019
You can be a milkie wilkie, but you have to be the legend who really wants a girl firned. He does not ask girls about but he really likes them and wishes the girl would. Also, you gotta be an absolute lad, best at everything, and don't forget how big his love for William Johnson is (#HUGE)
I wish I was a Milkie Wilkie
by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l November 09, 2020
by Jizz police January 06, 2023
by FATHAIRYSACK May 22, 2022
To expell ones semen on to a clitoris. Then rub said clitoris, using the metaphorical milk as lubricant.
"My partner was as dry as the Sahara last night, and we'd ran out of lube. So I gave her a Milky Bean, and she jilled herself off to ecstasy".
by Bean_Boy December 20, 2021