by Dump Don September 12, 2020

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost
by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

by Vergazz March 31, 2024

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.
LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.
Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”
“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024
