lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol
*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!
by Dump Don September 12, 2020
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lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing
"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."
by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020
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Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost
Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat
by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021
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Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.
"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"
by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023
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Trick lamp

When you trick on someone and then shit lights up
When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.
by Vergazz March 31, 2024
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LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious
“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”
by Dmplx November 2, 2021
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Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies
"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M
by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024
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