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Kobe

Somethings kids yell when throwing Gernades in fortnite
Players hiding in a base other player throws gernade yells Kobe
by Timbo857 November 15, 2018
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Kobe Bryant

Awesome basketball legend that career happened from 1997- 2016. He played full time with the Lakers and is famous for his 81 point game against the Toronto Raptors. He died in January 2020 in a helicopter along with his daught Gigi
I watched a highlight reel of Kobe Bryant on YouTube last night.

Kobe Bryant and Shaquille o Neal had a feud I think
by 7234 May 12, 2020
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids
Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer
by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.
Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!
by KobeShot March 17, 2015
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Kobe

kobe is the chubby friend is is so funny. He be acting dumb most of the time. And he like his "foOoOoOD" he short . Kobe will love you <3
kobe the man.
by r.forreese December 6, 2019
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