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Kansas

“Kansas people have their own language. All they say is ope”
by Just another Kansan May 30, 2018
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Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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kansas soda

when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.
by balsamic vin May 2, 2021
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Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
by JPG370 October 6, 2016
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North Central Kansas Technical College

A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"
Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.

I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011
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Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend
by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019
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Went to Kansas

When you're actually so fucking high that you think you're laying in a cornfield in Kansas.
I actually fucking Went to Kansas last night.
by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019
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