by Just another Kansan May 30, 2018
Get the Kansas mug.A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY
Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
Get the Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza mug.when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
by balsamic vin May 2, 2021
Get the kansas soda mug.When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
by JPG370 October 6, 2016
Get the Kansas Dick-Lynching mug.A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"
Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.
I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.
by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011
Get the North Central Kansas Technical College mug.When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
by thewheel6969 July 28, 2019
Get the Kansas horse bit mug.by DeepFriedSteve September 15, 2019
Get the Went to Kansas mug.