by PHUCK U JORDAN August 27, 2008
by dasrf234 May 31, 2011
A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.
Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.
Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.
by CharismaticEgyptian May 29, 2016
The female meaning for Jordan means that they are outspoken but brave, passionate and kind hearted.
Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.
The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.
No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.
Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.
The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.
No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.
"wow, I can't believe she said that. She's such a Jordan"
"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "
"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"
"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "
"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"
by MondayGrogBog October 20, 2017
Complete fuck boy.
Strange fetish with butt sex.
Cannibalistic fantasies.
Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass
Strange fetish with butt sex.
Cannibalistic fantasies.
Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass
by Notkërrï January 05, 2018
by Nerddd July 10, 2015