A loser who has no real friends in their life, that sees faults in relationships. strikes planting venom and gets off on it
by Snake3ater February 25, 2017

by Artemis_7 November 15, 2015

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

The finest natural blade in all 7 continents. Able to cut through material such as paper and leaves. Commonly confused with blades of grass that make up a yard or field.
Person 1: Wow dude is that a Blade Of Grass!
Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...
Person 2: Yep, forged by the greatest blacksmith of all time.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: John Stamos.
Person 1: Wow...
by RedPando June 10, 2020

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."
Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."
Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"
Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."
Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"
by Lelouch0zerogeass October 1, 2020

After many years of being a Grass Head, one will shun their friends and family to marry their lawn. A form of insanity that few ever possess. It is a cureable disease that controls your mind and heart.
Mr. Smite is now married to his lawn. Some say he's just a wack job. But we all know he has Grass Brain. Poor guy...
by Spirit Girl September 8, 2010
