Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 08, 2018

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DC hug

When a guy goes in for a hand shake, then you pull him and twist him around and put his penis on his butt.

Don't go to jail because you might get a DC hug

by Jail Man April 22, 2016

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My new girl friend gives the best fancy hugs out there

by FancyHugFan April 06, 2023

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When someone hugs you, but they wrap their legs around your waist

Did you see Jannie give Sam a monkey hug this morning? She's so weird

by Mr. NiceGuy August 13, 2015

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“hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf”

hug quote “hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf” quote by sam😫

by samm2smooth March 08, 2022

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when a guy is an ass to you because he is with his another guy friend

brad was being an ass to us because he was too busy dick hugging zach.

by pettychick999 April 08, 2017

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The act of two bare, hairy-chested men hugging and then pulling apart slowly.

Due to their first Velcro Hug, Daryl and Gary had to have a barber separate them.

by RedRobster January 05, 2008

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