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Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024
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Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.
Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!
by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025
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dope smokin hooter head

Someone who is actually dumb,crazy, and or cracked up. You would usually use this term is you’re disappointed in them or as an Insult. This could also mean to be funny thing to call your friends.
David just attacked the teacher,probably cause he’s a dope smokin hooter head.
by Dopesmokinhooterhead May 24, 2020
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Puff down on a hooter

They wanted to go out for drinks, but I’d rather just stay home and puff down on a hooter.
by Just_The_Tipp October 1, 2020
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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
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