crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.

Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.

by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018

holy granoly

The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.

“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”

“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”

by KindVonJesus May 19, 2018

Jake grabowski

A slight red neck despite not being southern. A complete fucking dickwad, openly closeted racist, uses the n-word hard r without joking, doesn’t actually hate blacks, really hate Jews

Dude, uganwae got really upset about what Jake grabowski said earlier

Eh it’s fine. It’s not like he’s a Jew or anything

by Sebby_memez January 27, 2019

Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 9, 2019

Cooper Grabowski

A crazy, insane , boy who calls a chrome book a Gaming PC.

Person 1 : Have you seen the crackhead behind Riviera?
Person 2: You mean Cooper Grabowski?

by jpotts_48 November 13, 2019

gay gralon

When a black man with tiny dread locs begs to be fucked in the anal.

Oh my god did you see that video with that gay gralon?!

by shehdkaoe snjd November 20, 2021