future

something you shouldn't be worried about. It might come, it might not so focus on now. Everything else don't matter.

future dropped a new album btw. This is the only future you should care about.

by cartIiiI February 6, 2022

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 13, 2022

Future teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm old fetus

Brad: what is future teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm old fetus
For educational purposes ONLY

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

No future

This place (America) is now officially gone

No future.

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021

My future is so bleak

I need night vision goggles. *cry*

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

by confused cajun man February 3, 2021

Future

Something you won't have. LMAO

Jx: So what are we going to do in the future?
Destroyer: You mean what am I going to do in the future? I don't think you have one with that GPA

by xXJesusHentaiMaster69420YoloXx March 1, 2021

Wearing your future hoodie

It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price

“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”

by Llllashehw April 1, 2021