France

Literal hell, don't go there

"Hey man, I just went to France"
"Did you meet the devil while you were there?"
"Yessir"

by Iknowuripaddress,sostoptalking May 22, 2023

France

A fictional country

I can't go to FRANCE because it is not real.

by Franceisnotreal June 9, 2023

There is a France

Typically the words of horror, hearing this come out from anybody's yapping mouth can instantly trigger mental sanity loss because of their believing in this country. This is also Scary Fact #67.

French Guy - "Hey, did you know that There is a France?"
German Guy - "NO NO NO NO ONOO NOONO NONONO NOOOOO"

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

Frances Bits

Usually are terrible at their jobs. Can be a middle child and they suffer from depression. These creatures have no formal education and like to manipulate or micromanage everyone. They carry lice in their hairy backs. Usually have a big belly but small brain titties and a disease filled mouth. They eat a lot and horde candy bars in their pockets.

All my alcohol was consumed by Frances bits again

by Honest Parisian July 3, 2024

Kitty Frances

The female vagina equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

darling, come and visit my homegirl Kitty Frances

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Frances

She pretends to be innocent. In reality, she is dreaming about hot boys and how to do stuff.

Look, she's daydreaming and drooling!
Might be a Frances.

by Guesteluding March 9, 2023

France

A country which Europeans makes fun of ironically. If you are not European then they may get angry.
It might be for the presumption of French people being pompous. Or just France, ha-ha.

1.) By an European talking about countries: I hate France lol.

European: Same bro.

2.) By a non-European about countries: I hate France lol.

European: 1)>:( 2) Same bro. (50% chance of either)

3.) About people: Dude, don't just call people peasants. You are acting totally french right now.

by IMakeTheseCauseICan'tFindThem March 17, 2023