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Denver city

Denver city is a small ass town where u prolly won’t ever visit cuz u have a life buh it’s where hoes sluts thots and whores cover half the population and the other half is beaners that came straight from over the wall. There’s Whites, gays, blacks and like three Asians buh mostly just beaners. There’s also a new school buh the friends of the kid that got thrown in jail will prolly just vandalize it like the fucktards they r cuz they think there so cool. The other “cool kids”-or coaches pets hit on the teachers and there cousins I think there minds all fogged up from all the vaping they do so the must retarded. The only things u can do there is go cruise or hangout with ur fake ass friends. I recommend not going if u give two ducks.
“Dan do u like Seminole girls?”
“No I like Denver city hoes!”
by ¡DOUG UR DADDY! March 22, 2019
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al dente

Undercooked pasta which, upon regurgitation, resembles a squirming mass of worms and maggots. Al dente literally means "to the teeth", as it is almost crunchy, meaning it is cheap, dried pasta rather than fresh, soft pasta.

For example a hastily-cooked friday night spaghetti before going out on the piss can be complimented as "al dente", however once one is blowing chunks in the form of long, strandy, red worms covered in stomach bile that tickle ever inch of your oesophagus, not to mention the back of your nose, down a back alley, soon becomes "undercooked".
"Sorry I puked all over your dress last night."

"That's ok, it was mostly spaghetti so it was very easy to clean off, thank god for al dente."

"That explains why I shat nothing but worms and maggots this morning, next time I'll give it a couple more minutes in the pan."
by Mr. Cardboard November 3, 2011
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Dented

Physically or mentally messed up in any way
Dude, you're so dented!
by Radish-Eater May 8, 2015
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denver dog roll

This term has a couple possibilities one is when you tongue punch your dogs bartbox another is when you and your partner do it in a pile of dog crap
by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017
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Denver

An imbecilic ugly soyboy that women usually resort to when they don't want to get their hearts broken.
Girl 1: Huhuhu, he left me over that hoe.

Girl 2: I suggest the next time that you'll engage in a relationship, find yourself a Denver, kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay.
by Thotslayer slayer slayer December 11, 2018
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al dente

alternative name for a semi-erection.
An al dente dick

Not too hard, not too soft, just right.
by cramminandjammin May 22, 2016
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Denver

Denver is easily the largest city in Colorado. it is a typical metropoltan city, very different from-the-happy go lucky ski bum mentality that is often associated with other Colorado Cities. Denver's population is mostly made up of White and Hispanic people, while Denver is not noted for its diversity it is by no means a "White city". Colfax is an infamous street that stretches from the front range all the way to the eastern most part of Denver and runs straight through the heart of downtown Denver..East Colfax is considered the "bad" end of town to most of the Denver population, and home to many violent gangs, bums and prostitutes. Denver is home to the Colorado Rockies, Denver Broncos, Colorado Avalanche, The Colorado Rapids,and The Denver Nuggets. The Avalanche are arguably one of the best NHL hockey teams ever to exist. in their 12 years of existance they have won two stanley cups and only failed to make a playoff appearance once! the people in Denver are typically friendly, Denver boasts one of the lowest crime rates in the country for a city its size, and is a quintessential stop for anyone planning a trip to Colorado. In short Denver is a large city with a small city mentality making it an enjoyable city for people of all sex, race ,ethnicity and age.
I Went to visit my sister in Denver because she goes to school at DU. i had the time of my life and needless to say will be going back ASAP!! you should go too! ps.. stay off of E.Colfax!
by Jakebakingcake December 9, 2008
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