Delusional

a bitch who trust crystals more than reality

that bitch is completely delusional, the crystals told her everything before we did.

by marthaspeaks April 23, 2021

delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.

Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.

by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021

delusional

The word delusional is a word for meant for people named jose

"Hey whats your name?"
"My name is Jose"
"Oh you delusional"

by BIG DICK YAMIa May 13, 2021

delusional

When your friend thinks he got that job by himself, but really, you yourself got him the job when you invited him to shovel snow at 4am.

DB: listen Burt, your jokes arent funny. you’ve been employed since winter time season because my ass decided to motivate you to come work at 4am.
Burt: No thats cap, i got referred by Tony.
DB: how’d he refer you when i was the mf who called you to come work, and physically brought you in lmfao.
Burt: i don’t remember that ever happening so that must be cap.
DB: you’re delusional bro i cant w you

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Delusional

Someone who thinks there a topic in there home girl or homie conversation when in reality they are no one to think about.

Lil pookie thinks the gang talking about him he is delusional

by Rickyjayjay1234 June 15, 2021

Delusional

Jamarl

Jamarl and his homeboys are delusional

by Da baddest and realest August 23, 2021

Delusional

Bashar Shalal is delusional. Har he believes he can do anything and everything in the world. He can fly to the moon and swim underwater for 78 hours while fighting Floyd mayweather with ease

Bashar Shalal is delusional

by WallyGagu November 12, 2021