Kitten Cupcake

the sweetest of all cupcakes but hides a deadly posion. a trap.

look at that kitten cupcake!! so yummy but so dangerous!!!

by Kitt Valentine August 02, 2010

Dutch Cupcake

You take a shit in a cupcake tin. Bake it. Ice it with your own jiz.

For Paul's 21st Birthday, Marco suprised him with a Dutch cupcake.

by The Flying Dutchman of NY November 16, 2012

Cupcake Surprise

once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"

I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

Cupcake

while you are having sex, either the guy or girl shits and puts the shit on the guy's dick, but make sure the guy's dick is in the center of the poop.
Next, rip off the guy or girl's pubes and sprinkle it on the shit.
Then, the guy skeets on the poop making it look like icing
Finally to make it more interesting, put a lighted match in the dickhole.

ENJOY!!

Person 1: DUDE I HAD THE BEST CUPCAKE EVER!!
Person 2: What flavor?
Person 1: SHIT!!
Person 2: *vomits*

by Michael Myers24 February 05, 2008

Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.

Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.

by DarkSpunk April 11, 2009

hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.

I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010

Cupcake stan

Someone who is in denial of their faves mistakes or flaws and will go to extreme measures to prove they are the best.

Example 1.) I AM NOT A CUPCAKE STAN ARIANA GRANDE IS THE QUEEN OF EVERYTHING WHY DID ARETHA NEED TO DIE ON THE SWEETENER RELEASE DAY FUCKING DAMN IT. AND X? HE COULD HAVE DIED A DIFFERENT DAY UGHHH SEE THATS ONLY REASON SHE FLOPPED ✨☁️💧🌫

Example 2.) You stupid n***** fat hoe slut dike dick sucking gay idiot retarded bitch really just said Sweetener flopped? LMAO YOU STAN WHITNEY HOUSTON AND YOURE CALLING ARIANA A FLOP? Looolllll BLOCKED BYE. not a cupcake stan. all love ✨

by nickixtay August 18, 2018