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Cougar Skin 

Having slept with a cougar. Analogous to a V-card, which is sleeping with a virgin.
"dude, i got my cougar skin after takin that old broad gome with me!"
Cougar Skin by theroweboat December 4, 2011

Cougar Monkey 

name of the natives in the movie avatar.
what are those blue cat/zebra things?

a cougar monkey.....
Cougar Monkey by riley! June 28, 2010

cougar mud sprinkler

it is the act of renting a house in a bum fucked town of inbreds. During a routine rental house inspection the real estate agent comes round and turns out to be a fucking hot cougar in need of a good pummelling in the vaginal region by the two male tenants. The hot cougar gets quite randy and procedes to take one of the male tenants to thier bathroom to checkout the so called leaky tap in the bathroom. unable to control the urge to keep her clothes on, the cougar rips her gear off to unleash her massive norks and perfectly maintained pussy to the male tenant.upon her request to fulfil her sexual desires you procede to shit all over her chest as she lies on the floor. the cougar then procedes to use the solid part of the shit to use upon herself as a dildo in her ass. While dildoing herself with solid part the shit she manages to catch the runnier part of the shit with a tupperware container. Supplying the cougar withy a large straw she can now suck the runny left6 over shit into her mouth use the runny shit to push out through her gappy drug ridden fucked teeth all over your balls as you jack off to her dirty sex activities
Hey ball bag you would'nt guess what happened the other day. I had a rental property inspection and things got out of hand. The hot real estate agent cougar gave me the cougar mud sprinkler. Fuck man there has been rental property inspection every week since.
cougar mud sprinkler by midget101 September 29, 2010

Cougar Booter 

The female version of a cock block. A female that denies or prevents in any way, another female from obtaining sexual activity.
Bdm: did you see how Mary just came up and kept Pamela from kissing me?
Cpv: Yea... that bitch is a total Cougar Booter.

Bdm: damn cougar booters...
Cougar Booter by 425Livin May 31, 2010

Cougar Bitch

A older woman you don’t like who is engaged to your dad
Cougar bitch thinks she is going to be my dad’s number one priority
Cougar Bitch by Its_a_grace_ November 22, 2017

cougar sweat 

to smear or wipe something under someone else's nose, most commonly used is ballsweat, anything sticky or wet can also be used.
damn son, i gave that kid the nastiest cougar sweat after my basketball game.
cougar sweat by mikal3 February 20, 2006