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finn church

finn church is a doo doo head but is very smexy in bed and is also very smexy towards other men.
Bob: finn church is a smexy man
Jeff: i would anal rape finn church
Bob: Me too!
by noghead June 9, 2019
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Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass
Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021
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Church Hoe

Loyal hoes that come from church
They’re not a church hoe, they’re just a hoe from church
by Mickelyawner September 1, 2022
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Rose Church

If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.
1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!
by The Memey Guy July 17, 2020
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Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long
by Big dugg January 19, 2016
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Church Butt

Saying you have Church Butt is an easy way of explaining that your butt is sore from sitting so long, like it does when u sit at church for hours.
„I‘ve got church butt.“ or „You have church butt yet?“
by leeleespeepee October 25, 2022
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Church Of Us

The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
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