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cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade
tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade
by anonymous January 1, 2022
mugGet the cum blademug.

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.
Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!
by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024
mugGet the Bladedmug.

Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
mugGet the Blade Runnermug.

pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.
To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.
by Groggy January 10, 2017
mugGet the pull a blade onmug.

Mr blades

Some old guy at our school who likes to talk about how we’re all gonna be failures at life
His other most notorious act is putting the entire 8th grade in detention
Mr Blades: you’re all gonna be failures in life
(Nolan proceeds to flip off Mr Blades)
by Incest McButtfuck November 27, 2017
mugGet the Mr bladesmug.

blade range

1) Personal space. 2) The 3 foot area immediately surrounding one's person. 3) The area in which you donot allow blades. 4) The general viscinity in which blades feel most comfortable.
I had to slap your boy out of blade range, he was testing my manhood
by Clancy January 20, 2004
mugGet the blade rangemug.

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