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boyfriend bombshell

When the girl you've been interested in chooses the most inopportune moment to inform you she has a boyfriend. Often followed by you punching a baby.
Guy: hey man, do you have any extra babies kicking around I can punch?

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: I'll make you a fresh one, under one condition: it has to be a fatal blow. We don't want it surviving said punch. Brb. Got 9 months of work ahead of me.

Guy: If you'd rather not work the full 9 months, I'd be happy to meet you at the top of a flight of stairs.

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: :) you're the best! BTW, what has caused this baby punching tangent?

Guy: Well, I met this super cute girl the other day, and I was just about to tell her I was warm for her form when she dropped the boyfriend bombshell!

Guy's wicked awesome female friend: Harsh, dude! *hands dude a fresh baby*
by Dave-Landon August 20, 2012
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bomasa

to feel bored mad and sad at the same time
"im so bomasa its driving me insane."
by Sarsary June 7, 2007
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bombscare

a gay man that bothers me
by Trong April 9, 2003
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boboso

a man who is an example of everything positive and good that a woman wants in her relationship with a man.
When I first met him, I had no idea that he was a boboso. Now I am really glad we have met.
by Cinco February 23, 2005
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bobos

The external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most mammals.
Don't kick me in the bobos!
by Sally October 19, 2004
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Bobos

(plural noun). word used as a friendlier, less vulgar term instead of boobs or titis, and less scientific than breasts.
that girl had big bobos.
by lemonhead January 26, 2005
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bobos

1.)A foolish act or a being like a "rums"

2.) A group of hot girls
Way to spill the rootsin all over your pance you bobos.

Look at those bobos over there!
by Ferraro August 27, 2003
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