Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
by Billy_ott October 25, 2012
Get the Ass Batsmug. by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009
Get the honkey assmug. by D-McNasty January 1, 2012
Get the Ass Tubamug. The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
by YunChop January 13, 2018
Get the Velcro Assmug. You just dissed the boss in an open meeting; should have done that in private!You have really got your ass in a sling now fool!!
by hummingharpman December 7, 2013
Get the ass in a slingmug. Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.
Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'
by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016
Get the Ass. Consultantmug. by 313mimi February 22, 2023
Get the Belt to assmug.