by SRT Mike April 10, 2025

by Whiteboy B March 3, 2019

A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

An abbreviation for, "School Shooter".
by Egirl2000 August 22, 2019

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.
Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:
“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*
by athena ascending June 9, 2020
