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Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!
Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022
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Landon

landon is one of the most caring and funniest people you could ever meet. landon is very quite but once he opens up to you he’s very loud. just kidding he’s super sweet and will listen to anything you have to say. he may argue with you sometimes and may even do things you would have never thought he would do but at the end of the day he always makes up with you and can laugh everything off. landon is the only people you will feel safe around. when he gives you a hug you never want to let go. he’s like a big giant who is like 10 times stronger then you actually thinks he is. landon is very loveable.
girl 1- that girl katie is always with that guy landon.

girls 2- yea i know landon is so cute!
by puddles/baxter 2116 June 10, 2022
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landon

a person that is really funny and kind to new people , especially woman. even though he does this he constantly gets bullied by horrible people. he sometimes gets put in the wrong crowd, even if all he wants is to be in a different one. constantly gives himself self hate. if he has a girlfriend then just leave him alone, hes probably in a good place at the moment , BUT, if hes not then just go confront him, especially if your a cute girl. he will love your company and will be a loyal freind and partner till the end. so treat him with the upmost respect and he’ll return it 10 fold.

if you see a landon then there are three rarity’s. common, brown/black hair brown eyes. rare, red hair blue eyes. legendary, blond hair blue eyes. i know blonde hair seems normal they have the most unique personality. and hopefully your looking for that in someone. bye😁
landon is so nice

i love landon’s food
by big_king_420 March 24, 2022
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A dirty Landon knight

A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
Tyler: yo bro I just pulled a dirty Landon knight and had to go to the ER for the splinters
by Don’tcumonme March 20, 2024
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Landon

Landon is a mo folking bad ass with a long schlong but one dis advantage a landon has is they usely have there hair to the right wich makes them a gay fag but he gets every ledi
Landon fucking destroyed my pussy lastnight me too
by Austin doesnt even November 7, 2018
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landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.
Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!
by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017
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Landon

Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?
I love you Landon and l all ways will
by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021
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