asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.

"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"

by ohnobaby April 7, 2016

Asshole

To push someone’s ass into a hole of some sort in an effort to get them out of your way

“If he gets in your way, asshole him!”

Asshole, verb.

by JimothyJangaloosfendaserinjin. February 25, 2019

Asshole

A place on the body where feces can come out so dicks can go in !!!

My asshole is tight right now Karen !!!

by stupidfuckingidiott January 17, 2017

Asshole

A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise

Dan is an Asshole.

by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018

asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.

You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.

by empathypilote August 28, 2017

asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet

I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0

by grand theft motto April 7, 2013

Asshole

You, you are an asshole.

You are a asshole.

by I’m not a hoe September 27, 2019