Michael Michael Motorcycle

A classic children's rhyme, often used on the playground and in the lower east side of the Bronx to torment those with the name Michael.

Michael Michael Motorcycle, turn the key and watch him pee.

by Bill Belamy July 21, 2010

Michael

1) total ass clown 2) likes big boners in his butt 3) loves his justin beber hair!!!

hey that guy looks really gay...i think his name is Michael.

by fuzzy nerf herder March 18, 2011

michael

A gay guy with a small dick.

That guy is a michael. I couldnt feel his penis yesterday night

by mudderfker October 21, 2015

michael

walks like a pimp with a limp! has theee huggest anaconda penis ever!

he swears like he is the best rapper ever!! you go to him if you need a ride! even if its right before a game! he willl finish you chinese food for you when you cant! and he has all the tight hookups of nozz!!

everyone loves michael!! especially girls named jasmine and destiny<3

girl#1-my boyfriend sucks butt.face! he won't take me to turnbull..

girl#2-aww you should of found a michael

by Michael's girl!! January 24, 2010

Michael

Michael is a person who is usually found making faces at him self, and is not very caring. He likes to make fun of people to make him feel more beautiful.

Sara:"Don't u think he such a joy?"
Deven:"I think hes a Michael"
Sara:"I'm going to Bismarck you!!!>:0"

by Ananymos1234567890 June 9, 2010

Michael

Another term for douchebag

Dude! He's such a Michael!

by NotAMichael November 30, 2011

Michael

A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.

Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.

Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.

by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009