German Juice

The soft ass of a woman

Juliet has the German juice

by Shakespeareintheflesh December 5, 2022

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Juice dongle

That droplet that slowly drips from the tip of your dongle.

Stacy loved to catch my juice dongle with the tip of her tongue.

by Moist oyster December 6, 2022

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If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

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a synonym for ‘lean’ or ‘purple drank’, a recreational mixture of codeine, a soft drink - commonly Sprite, sweets and crushed ice. The colour of the drink usually varies along a spectrum between red and purple.

Don Toliver: “Off the juice, codeine got me trippin”
Gunna: “I won’t ever love a bitch more than my mother”

Friend 1: “I just spoke to Ken, he seemed kinda slumped?”
Friend 2: “He’s off the juice bro”

by 2neon9 December 26, 2022

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sneezing fudgesicle juice

when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.

The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.

also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.

by KlausXXXPro January 1, 2023

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