A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.
I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!
by Lynnerally January 8, 2017
Get the Low milage penis mug.When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.
Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.
by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019
Get the Alaskan Penis Fuck mug.tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy
friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"
by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021
Get the tiny penis vibes mug.When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 19, 2013
Get the Punctured penis pals mug.Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.
Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.
by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010
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Get the Penis Puffer Fish mug.Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.
by spraymond August 14, 2016
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