Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste
What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.
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