December 5

you are not allowed to play genshin impact

Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5

by <3 ) December 5, 2021

No dick december

anti simp

When girls are mean to boys that did no simp September

Hey it’s no dick December

by The_man_17 September 25, 2020

December Chaotic

A state where someone is pure and positive, but is bound to become corrupt and evil.

(side effects may include extra leg and moose noises)

Term originates from someone who was a nice and positive guy at December, but started to turn to the dark side once he realized the truth.

John : "Yo dude, I'm having a blast with this semester!"
Mike : "You're being December Chaotic dude, you're gonna get shit on once midterms start"

by Moomin guy July 22, 2019

December 17th

Give one of your home head day

Tom - Its December 17th
Jake - Fuck no I can't suck you off
Tom - Get on your knees

by YesIDoLoveHead December 15, 2021

December 16th

A US National Holiday that celebrates visiting your loved ones. J.M.

"On December 16th, I will take a trip to Arizona to see my boyfriend."

by Edossantos August 6, 2021

No Anime December

No anime in December just like the no nut november.

You can't watch anime in december in No anime December.

by OS Destructor December 10, 2020

December 17

The day you get to wear your Wenzy to school

Stay comfy.

You better bring your Wenzy to school bc it’s December 17

by stillinbed December 14, 2021